One day, my country had a big king, you can't believe this. He had long hair which touched the ground, a long beard and a large mustache, from two feet to three feet. He also had big black teeth. He could eat rocks with them. He wore a special tall t-shirt and no knife in his waist, if you joked with him, he stabbed you directly with the knife.
The king was a crook. He stole all the people's money. When you saw him the first time, he scared you. It was better if you didn't see him.